I will not!

....be that crazy lady who shops for a non-existent baby!  My mom shows me an ad for JcPenny's Outlet store for this weekend.  They have cribs for $99 and matching dressers for $99 also!!!  Totally amazing deal, but um...did you forget that I'm not pregnant?  I know that you want a grandkid, but seriously, I am not going to have a pre-bought crib set up in my house.  I already have tons of baby stuff that has been given to me in the nursery a bedroom with the door shut including two swings, a pack and play, and a tool shop.  I will not be a crazy lady damn it!  ...Thank God I work on Sat, HA!