Laughing until you cry

This weekend, my friend uploaded this on his facebook.  I'm not sure if it was me being tired after refereeing 7 games, but I was literally crying I was laughing so hard.  SO funny!!  Enjoy

Gallon Smashing Prank

Weekend Recap Again!

This weekend went by SO freaking fast!!  I worked, which I forgot the soles to my shoes, so that was a lot of fun.  I ended up just wearing my bear paw boots because the league didn't care.  They would rather me in a good mood :)  After I went out with Jackie for dinner.  Loved talking wedding with her! She showed me pics of her in her dress and omg so beautiful! We're obvi old and married since we went out for happy hour and got hot green tea, lol.  Yesterday was breakfast with Dunning and then lunch with the family to celebrate Grama.  And no, I wasn't a fatty and had a whole breakfast and then lunch 2 hours later :) After lunch, did my two little cousin's nails and got ready for our sissi photo shoot.  We won it over a year ago but just never had time to do it! SO excited to see the pictures for that!

Today is the year ann of Grama passing..  I can't believe it's already been a year.  I'm wearing the sweater today that I was wearing when I watched her pass away.  Creepy? Probably, haha.  Just is nice to feel something from the last night I saw her.

AND in a positive note, we're leaving for Europe in 5 freaking days and I am getting excited again.  I really need to pack though.  How many times have I told you that in the past month?!? Yeahhhh, too many to count on one hand, that's for sure!!

Workaholic

Work Work Work...is that all that I do?!? I feel like I haven't had some time for life in such a long time.  It will be worth it to take off to Europe, but still, it's exhausting damn it!  I work 15 hour days today and tomorrow and then referee 7 games sat morning.  That is insane and I just want to sleep!  I will probably come home for a nap before I take my girl Jackie out for her bday dinner on sat.  I will most likely be an old woman and drink hot green tea at happy hour and then come home and fall asleep on the couch :)  Sunday, I have brunch with a friend I haven't seen in a couple months and my sissi and I have our photo shoot that afternoon.  Wanna ask what I'm wearing for it?  Good question!!! Yeah, I ask that myself a lot.  Apparently I will be going shopping after lunch!

THEN, we are at hi, I'm leaving THIS WEEK!  I work 12 hours mon and again on tues.  I have dinners planned for wed and thurs with other girlfriends I haven't seen in a while.  So when the hell am I supposed to pack and get my shit together?!?  Sigh, I guess I will leave sleeping for the plane ride!

Getting a little nervous...

Sleep

I went to bed last night at 9:30 and it was lovely!!! I feel a lot better today after sleeping for 10 hours!  I even ended up turning my alarms off somehow in my sleep as well.  I guess I needed it big time.  I was in such a good mood that I stopped and got donuts for all the employees.  I still will probably want to take a nap before my game tonight though, haha. Or maybe I'll watch the hart of dixie that recorded last night instead! Hopefully I will get to sleep early tonight too.

Chewsters

I was playing with mister chewsters last night and kept thinking how much I'm going to miss that kid while we're gone.  I hope he doesn't think we left him :( He loves the people that are staying at our house, but still, it's making me sad already! We've gotten a lot closer over the past year.  People say that the first year of marriage is the hardest...pshhh, it's the first year of living with your husband's dog that is the hard part, hehe! The only good part of coming back will be seeing my little (big) doggie!

Weekend recap!

Yup....got nothing done off my list!  Except I found some jeans which is incredible.  Even more so, they were on sale at old navy for 19 and 22! Very exciting!  Here's what else happened:

- Brought home the bacon working on sat!
- Layed out while reading which was super nice
- Made a lovely hawaiian bbq chx whole wheat pizza.  SO delish
- Did a 5k walk for the hospice of the valley in memory of my Grama.  My mom, sister, and my adopted sister (Mc's best friend) came with me.
- Got a new rook earring which I love way more
- Ate more than I should have which is why I don't feel good today!

We are less than 2 weeks out and I'm freaking about a few things right now.  I haven't done my dry run packing yet! More important, I have my sissi's photo shoot this weekend and we have no idea what the heck we are wearing!! Ahhhhhh!!  Any ideas are welcome for sure.  We were thinking a casual outfit and then a dressy outfit.  Time to raid my closet and see if we need to go buy an outfit! The last thing is I have seemed to misplace my itouch! Ahhhhhhh.  I've looked at the office where I've been keeping it and it's not here.  I looked at home just in case I took it, can't find it.  I'm gonna need some vibes for that one!

Weekend to do list

Oh, the fun never stops!  What do I need to catch up on this weekend?

WORKOUT

- Clean house including dusting...still, haha
- Laundry
- Get clothes together for our trip and do a packing run through
- Grocery shopping!
- Send my girlfriend Jackie all of my wedding stuff
- Buy birthday cards for the month of march
- Figure out what outfits Mc and I are wearing for our sissi's photo shoot next weekend!
- Buy clothes hangers
- update itouch software and music

Thank the Lordy!!

My parents have converted over to iphones!  Finally I don't have to deal with their question about their damn droids! It will be so nice to have legit group convos instead of them complaining that they get the texts separately. wahhhhh, that's what happens when you freaking choose a dumb ass phone people.  We are 3 whites and 2 blacks now!  I guess they had to be different than my hubbi and sissi! I love that we can all track each other in Europe if one of us gets lost as well! It will be so much simpler for my dad to do!  He asked me yesterday why the photo wasn't sending....um you have to write who you want to send it to SMH!!! So at least now, I know the phone so that I can help him all the time. I love my iphone and I'm set for life!  It's the first time that I can remember that I'm not wanting another phone after a few months!

Most of all, I can't wait to screw with them by sending them the emoji icons!!!

Thankful Thursday

Today I'm thankful for:

- My family
- Life in general
- Health
- My house
- My doggies
- My jobs
- My vacay

Gahhh

Hi, my name is Sarah and I belong in a bitches'r'us meeting. I'm just annoyed with everything lately.  Huge vacay fever...it's all I can think about and everything that usually didn't annoy me is totally magnified!!

One thing that will help is that my parents are converting over to iphones!!!  Thank God because I hate their damn droids!  They always ask for help and I would love to help them by smashing them with a hammer :)

Okay, Sassy Sarah has done enough bitching for the day...I'm OUT!








17 days, hehehe.

To do list updated!

Got a bunch off the list even though it didn't feel like I did this past weekend!

- Clean house including dusting, didn't have time to do it this weekend.  Derek vacuumed but within minutes, Chewy already had fur all around the house!
- Get clothes together for our trip
- Grocery shopping!
- Take a picture of my barely used trashed MK wallet and email it to their customer service
- Send my girlfriend Jackie all of my wedding stuff
- Get my dress for my parents renewal taken in
- Buy birthday cards for the month of march and send off before we leave

Nightmare!

Apparently I need to get my ass in gear with doing a dry run of packing for Europe.  WTF Sarah! Seriously, you need to dream that you forgot all your luggage, you get it, and then you forgot your passport.  You forget the combo to the safe to get the passport.  Finally got it.  Then you forget your running waist band that you were planning on wearing to keep all your things safe under your clothes.  Got it.  Oh wait, I forgot to pack things in my luggage and took a freaking empty luggage to the airport.  Okay, I packed.  Then I forget the plane tix!  I finally got to the airport but couldn't find the terminal and then the plane was delayed.  I go to get some candy and Derek wouldn't let me.  What!!!! What was I thinking trying to get candy, I should have been trying to buy a damn drink at the end of this dream!  And we all know Derek would have been down for that!

This week's must do is dry run of packing!!!  19 days.  Whoa.

My wedding band

I get my wedding band fixed today!  It's been missing two diamonds for a while so I haven't been wearing it so the prongs wouldn't get caught on something.  But my jeweler will be in Tucson this weekend so I'm finally getting it fixed! We're going to visit the in laws while we're down there too.  Can't wait for a day trip with my family...even if it is to Tucson..shutter...

3 weeks

3 weeks until we leave for vacay....

Cue freaking out!!!!

To do list

Shitballs do I have a lot on my list to do this weekend, but I'm lacking the time to do it!!

- Clean house...chewy is shedding and there is hair everywhere, thank God for our new dyson!
- Dust the house, where does that much dust come from? I swear I just did it!
- Laundry (Derek will take care of this for me though, he's so lovely)
- Pedi which is obvi super important as it's getting warmer here and I'm wearing flip flops sometimes!
- Get clothes together for our trip.  I know I need some jeans, and I hope that is all!
- Grocery shopping!  I'm tired of hearing "(wahhhh) we have nothing to eat!"
- Buy a ball pump for when I'm refereeing.  Seriously, these people try to play with flat balls all the time, it's so ridic.  A volleyball is supposed to be 4-6lbs.  This crazy girl asks me every week to use her ball.  It's less than 2 lbs, um I said no before and I'll say no again since you never pump it up!
- Speaking of refereeing, I need some damn memory foam insoles.  My feet are just killing me even in new shoes!
- Take a picture of my barely used trashed MK wallet and email it to their customer service.  Which by the way, has taken me since OCTOBER to finally get an answer from them.  Never buy anything online, always buy in the store!
- Get a check from my assignor, I need my money honey!
- Send my girlfriend Jackie all of my wedding stuff so that she can get started.  Less than 48 hours after being engaged, she has a date and a church. whooooaaaaa!
- Get my hair did.
- Get my ring fixed.

Not mention I have a totally different to do list for the house like turning a pantry into a mud closet!

I'm tired just writing this out *runs to naps* oh wait, nope, have to referee after work today!!

I will not!

....be that crazy lady who shops for a non-existent baby!  My mom shows me an ad for JcPenny's Outlet store for this weekend.  They have cribs for $99 and matching dressers for $99 also!!!  Totally amazing deal, but um...did you forget that I'm not pregnant?  I know that you want a grandkid, but seriously, I am not going to have a pre-bought crib set up in my house.  I already have tons of baby stuff that has been given to me in the nursery a bedroom with the door shut including two swings, a pack and play, and a tool shop.  I will not be a crazy lady damn it!  ...Thank God I work on Sat, HA!

Tip of the day

When going on vacay, sign up for the groupons and social living in the area a few months before hand.  We are saving so much $$$ by getting touristy attractions for half price! Also, restaurants! We have at least 2-3 in each country we're going to.  While getting the emails, we looked the places up on trip adviser to get the reviews on whether or not we should buy them.  There were definitely some that were a no-no!!  And there are also some restaurants that I'm wicked excited to try out!  I love saving money so that I can go shopping with it...sorry hunni, you didn't see that ;)

I deserved it

Yesterday was fabulous. Slept in until a little after 9. Laid in bed watching tv for a hour.  Nothing good was on, so I started doing laundry and watching netflix.  How come you spend more time searching netflix than actually watching it? ha! Watched a movie, started another, and passed out for a couple hours.  Woke up, shower, and got ready for super bowl.  Went to hang out at a friend's house before I went over to my parents house.  So relaxing of a day.  I usually spend my only day off cleaning the house and getting things prepped for the whole week.  I gave myself the day off, except of laundry so my nakie ass wouldn't be running around today :) Back to the grind today.  I've got a few more weeks refereeing and 26 days until we leave!

ONE MONTH

Holy shit, it's only one month until we leave for Europa!!! I'm so excited!  I have 28 days to get rid of some weight so that I can eat/drink anything I want to while I'm there :)

I started contacting tattoo shops in Dublin for Derek and I to get our tattoos while we're there. It will be my 3rd and his 4th! I'm glad that mine is super small this time though, haha! You'll have to wait to see what we're getting though!

Ugh, I still need to buy jeans!  Anyone know what brand has warmer jeans but not super thick either?  I have my thermals for underneath but wasn't sure if there were any specifically that I should look at!

Best news?!? Wait for it..... WE HAVE PAID OFF EUROPE ALREADY!!!! We decided that we would pre-pay my parents for all the hotels/airfare/trains/groupons/hop on hop off tours.  So all we have to pay for while we're there is some food (we bought some groupons for some countries!) and shopping :) ahhhhhh is it March yet?!?

License Plate

I ordered my first personalized license plate this week.  I'm so excited.  It's my name in Hawaiian!!  It's on a breast cancer awareness plate which is what I've been wanting for a while now.  I hope it comes super soon because I can't wait to put it on my car!  I have my bling license plate frame and my bling plumeria on my back window already, but I really need to still put up the Hawaiian Islands decal that I've had for over 2 years now! I got it made to have our wedding date underneath it :)  I'll post a pic when I get it in!

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!  I seriously can't believe it's already feb!!